Favorite Episode: “Mudd’s Women”
Favorite Line: “Doctor, it is not logical to dislike pizza.”
Favorite Order: Gren Vegetarian Pizza
Out in space, science is really important. So of course, the U.S.S. Enterprise has the greatest science officer there is First Officer Donatello! Born is void of emotions. Born on the planet Vulcan, near the Pizza nebula, this green pizza sauce-for-blood officer is void of emotions. But he plays a mean harp. Using all of his brainpower to think and act only logically, First Officer Donatello never gets upset (unless someone breaks his harp). And even when the feverish Foot starts to throw a temper tantrum, he just fires off an few blast from his classic, subsauce phaser and goes about his work. Work is very important to first Officer Donatello; it’s his job to make sure all alien pizzas are safe for Mutant consumption. That’s why h’s never without his trusty classic sewer science tricorder. When an alien pizza has been declared safe, he contacts his emotionally driven crewmates, Captain Leonardo, Chief Engineer Michaelangelo, and Chief Medical Officer Raphael, with his pure logic communicator. With his job complete, he settles down and eats his slice, all without a single hint of emotion-until, of course, Chief Engineer Michaelangelo takes the last piece!